Scotch tasting will commence immediately, to be followed by spear fishing in the finest Seattle drinking establishments and finished with spoodling on my bed.
Don’t ask what spoodling is, you aren’t ready to understand.
4th of July is an open celebration for all my friends who wish to join Jeremy, Daniel and I. Prognosticators say that this will be the hottest day and night all summer, so don’t miss out.
Monday through Wednesday will involve camping at Deception Pass and many pleasant activities.
Thursday and Friday are not to be spoken of.
Saturday will be a giant pool party at Jeremy’s mother’s house, with the queen herself attending.
Sunday morning Jeremy heads back to Los Angeles.
If you have any questions, view the only published video from the Jeremy-Joel Las Vegas Debacle.