No, she’s not a lean supermodel.
She is a 6’5”, 200 pound WNBA star who has a brilliant mind.
“Gross!”, you say?
That’s my last name, thank you very much.
Why would I want such a woman?
To help me breed my army, that’s why. I want to marry her young and have her start popping out babies every 9 months (sorry, no breaks). Once they are born, I will put them into a rigorous training program to help them reach their maximum physical and mental capacities. Out of approximately 20 children, I want to have 4 pro athletes and 3 Nobel-quality scientists and 2 world-renowned ballet dancers. I expect several to die in training. Acceptable losses to achieve greatness.
One day after my dreams have been achieved they will band together and come kill me, completing the circle of life.
I’m okay with that.