So I was just sitting in my boxers watching South Park, having just finished eating my specialty popcorn (sriracha sauce, johnny’s salad elegance & parmesan) and it occurred to me that I had spicy pickles to eat next… so as I did my victory dance over to get my pickles and sang in exultation “muuauuaauauua PICKLES!!!”…. something occurred to me.
“This is why I’m alone.”
Hahahahahaa
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Ah, there’s my loyal (but semi-invisible) reader.
He only pokes up his head to laugh at me.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Your dirty apartment might be another reason……
I cleaned it last night. It looks like sex appeal now. How does an apartment look like sex appeal you ask?
Come find out.