What I know now. I was having a fantasy today about having a time machine. Below are a few of the things that I would do:
-I would use my time machine to go hunt dinosaurs. Jurassic Park had it right- a nice big game preserve with the biggest monsters history has known. I’d be decked out like Rambo with a rocket launcher, .50 caliber sniper rifle and a light machine gun for anything small and fast.… read more “Time Machine To Do List”
The following are entertaining things that I have found online lately:
-James McDonough, the newly retired head of the Florida prison system, said that before he arrived the prison system was extremely corrupt. He describes drunken orgies, unhealthy obsession with softball and a violent mafia-style prison system run by drug lords. “I cannot explain how big an obsession softball had become,” McDonough said.… read more “Interesting Internet Info”
Watch this poor guy, he’s out goofing around with his friends and then all of a sudden his world takes a significant turn for the worse.
Kid Gets Stacked Skateboarding
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I’m pretty sure both of his testicles exploded and he will never, ever have a child. Poor skateboarder.… read more “Skateboarder Gets Racked”
I’m sitting at work right now looking out my window and the snow is coming down pretty hard. I work down in Pioneer Square and my office faces north and usually I can see the Hospital right up on the hill, but it looks pretty hazy right now. I love snow. I hope tons come down all night.… read more “Snowing Outside In Seattle (Pioneer Square)”
The original, but somewhat less humorous video on POWERTHIRST.
The 28 year old Heath Ledger was found dead in his New York City apartment today. His masseuse discovered him unconscious with tons of sleeping pills on his nightstand. Heath Ledger was known for his roles in films such as Brokeback Mountain, Casanova, 10 Things I Hate About You and A Knight’s Tale. Joel also portrayed Heath Ledger’s character in Brokeback Mountain last Halloween.… read more “Heath Ledger Suicide”
Check out this amazing video of a famous monkey urinating into his own mouth. That is true talent. I am beginning to believe in the greatness of the primate.
What would you do if you saw a line of riot police dressed like this charging at you? Especially if you’re a college student high on mushrooms or something protesting the fact that … ummm… uhhh… bad things happen in the world and … uhhh.. no one should do bad things anymore…. you know?
Flight of the Conchords is a goofy duo of guys with guitars who have some pretty funny songs. Jenny is a song about an awkward encounter between two people…
Ike Turner, the famous R&B singer and purported father of rock, died recently of extreme “cocaine toxicity”. What a way to go. Ike Turner was 76 years old and decided that he was going to go out in a big way.
I think that when I get to be around that age, I may do something similar.… read more “Ike Turner: Coke Icon Passing”