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Jack Handy is a not-so-famous comedian who’s surrealistic one liner jokes entitled “Deep Thoughts” were made much more famous than he ever was by the television show Saturday Night Live. Born in Texas in 1949, Jack Handy had his first book published by National Lampoon in 1984. Jack Handy is still alive and lives with his wife in New Mexico… meaning that when passes on, I will be forced to hold a Jack Handy Memorial Party.… read more “Best of Deep Thoughts By Jack Handy”

I woke up in this morning thinking about how much I am getting screwed by various nefarious governments and the stupidity of other people and decided I should write a series of posts on them. Some of the coming posts are listed below:

-OPEC is the MAFIA- The oil cartel OPEC has artificially been pushing up oil prices and now ridiculously high prices are hurting everyone from truckers in Spain to SUV sales in the US (not necessarily a bad thing).… read more “People Being Screwed Globally”

Would you want to pick this guy up and give him a ride around Seattle?

I have been eyeing computer and robot technologies lately and I think SkyNet and our friend the Terminator are going to pay us earthly folks a visit sometime soon:

Here is an article on the military coming out with a computer that is twice as fast as the previous fastest computer ever… this baby can process more than one quadrillion calculations per second.… read more “Computers About to Conquer the World”

The band Flobots has come out with the best new song I have heard in quite some time. The song is named Handlebars by the Flobots and I strongly recommend that you listen to it. Here is a link to the band’s myspace. I love their lyrics and am really impressed by this song… it’s been a long time since a new song has grabbed me where it counts and made me listen.… read more “Best New Song- Flobots: Handlebars”

Levi sent me over this funny video of the power of cell phones… and we all just put our phones right next to our heads. lol.

Mmmm… Brain cancer.… read more “Cell Phones Don’t Give U Brain Cancer…. Right?”

I’m gonna get one of the new 3G Apple iPhone’s that has just been released!!!

WOOOOHOOOO!!!!

Stereo headset with Mic… 3G network… built in iPod… built in GPS… *slobbers on self….

It is going to be released on July 11 and I will be on of the first folks in line.

Below is the press release announcing the new iPhone from Apple:

SAN ANTONIO, June 9, 2008 — AT&T Inc.

… read more “$199 for the new Apple iPhone 3G”

I found this great Firefox add-on that warns you if you are about to navigate to Myspace.com and gives you the following error message lol.

Myspace is such a trashy social media site. You can download Am I on Myspace h

ere.

I found this picture of a uniquely beautiful rose.

I just read an interesting article in the New Yorker about Intellectual Ventures, a company that brings various groups of smart people together and has them discuss problems and solutions, then patents the ideas.

I would be very interested in having a similar group myself, perhaps one that meets once a week. Would anyone be interested in joining me?… read more “Idea Invention Group”