I found this funny comic online. Enjoy:
I love trying to find ways to make Chinese fortune cookies funnier. Anyone else have any good phrases they like to add on to fortune cookies?
Month: May 2008
Sigma Chi Derby Days
Faryar sent me the following funny video from an event called “Derby Days” our old fraternity, Sigma Chi, hosted annually. Basically, this video was shot of some Chi Omegas during a dance competition between all of the different sororities (one of several events held during Derby Days).
After I watched this Sigma Chi Derby Days video, YouTube showed related videos… here are a couple more funny videos from Sigma Chi:
Pretty funny video made by Oregon Sigma Chi’s for a Derby Days fundraiser entitled “Cry”… funny parody.… read more “Sigma Chi Derby Days”
Insane Nerd Throws Scissors Into Roommates Arm
I had some friends who had crazy, weird roommates in college, but this nerd takes the cake. Some guys are messing with their nerdy roommate and spray something on him and the nerd overreacts bigtime.
I wonder if the nerd who threw these scissors into the guys arm went to prison? Wild stuff for a nerd.… read more “Insane Nerd Throws Scissors Into Roommates Arm”
Monster Snake Found
A sheep farmer in Australia kept having his sheep go missing, so he decided to put up a big electric fence. A few weeks later, he found what had been making his sheep go missing- this monster snake! 
The farmer took the photo below… the electric wires in this picture are TEN inches apart. Imagine having this thing snuggle up with you in bed one night.… read more “Monster Snake Found”
Funny Georgia DOL Question
The government is almost always the most inefficient and most ridiculous organization for doing anything. Read below to find out what the Georgia Department of Labor has to say in their FAQ’s on their website. Hilarious.
“I am a seventeen year old teacher with a Ph. D in physics. I am married and have a child.… read more “Funny Georgia DOL Question”
World Record Tallest Cow
The cow pictured here is the same height as I am 6’6” and weighs well over 2,000 pounds. Sexy.
Pretty Northern Lights Picture
Makes me want to go to Alaska sometime and see the Northern Lights for myself.
White Trash Yard Swing
“Where can I get me one of dese?”
Funny Ebay Feedback
I found this Ebay feedback to be pretty funny…. “If we were in prison, I’d protect you in the shower. Highly Recommended! A+!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pretty good stuff, eh? 🙂
Holidays Suck
I like the idea of taking vacations, but I don’t like that we have assigned vacations where we are supposed to do certain things. I hate giving people cards, gifts or anything else when I am forced to do it. I would be much happier if I could give gifts and cards out of the kindly feelings in my heart rather than be socially obligated to do it.… read more “Holidays Suck”