Tomorrow, Joel and his hordes of minions descend upon the ACT Theatre in downtown Seattle to celebrate all of the joys of 2008 and cheer the coming of 2009.‚ Jarek, Nick, Plato, Bryan, Kenny and many other friends will join me in ringing in the New Year with unlimited drinks, food and beautiful ladies. Adventures will be had, stories will be made and Seattle will be rocked.
To Jeremy & Daniel: It didn’t work out for me to join you guys in Las Vegas for New Year’s Eve this year, but I will be there with you in spirit.‚ Buy yourself a shot of Johnny Walker and put my spirit inside of you.‚ That nice Vegas bartender will put his… spirit.. in you later.
To my brothers: Sing a rousing edition of “Happy Birthday Joel” to me at midnight.‚ You weren’t there when I was born, you don’t know I wasn’t born at that time.‚ Don’t question my supremacy.
To everyone else: Have an amazing New Year’s Eve and BE SAFE!