I rode my bike today to Golden Gardens after work and back. I did the trip on a bit of a whim- I was supposed to hang out with a friend, but she was lame and cancelled. So I did something way better… cruised to Golden Gardens and back. I actually haven’t done any cardio in a very long time, so I was pretty sore by the end.… read more “Bike Ride to Golden Gardens”
Horrible Weightlifting Injury at Olympics
Watch this very disturbing video of Janos Baranyai dislocating his elbow while doing weightlifting in the olympics.
Russia Invades Georgia
- Georgia under assault by Russia
Russia has invaded its neighbor Georgia. Georgia had a pro-Russia region that tried to secede and Russia responded with overwhelming force, effectively splitting the country in two and conquering far beyond the initially invaded region of South Ossetia. Russia is deeply angry at Georgia for trying to join NATO and for Georgia’s pro-western leanings and democracy.… read more “Russia Invades Georgia”
Olympics…
Don’t care. At all. Until they introduce wanking as an olympic sport so that I can compete, I am not going to pay any attention to them.
For God’s sake, they don’t even play football in the olympics! I am supposed to get excited about swimming or shooting or jumping? Booooooooring.
Everybody is all pumped about Michael Phelps and his freakish body.… read more “Olympics…”
Great Video: NEVER TALK TO THE POLICE!!!
A prestigious law professor makes a great argument for why you should NEVER, under ANY circumstances, speak to the police about ANYTHING! He discusses the fact that there are over 10,000 different laws, many of which no one has any ideas that they are actually illegal and by talking to the police you can eventually have some of your statements come back and bite you hard.… read more “Great Video: NEVER TALK TO THE POLICE!!!”
“Harry Potter Knocked Up Evan Almighty”
Harold Martin: My Hero
My grandpa, Harold Martin, is a good man who has had great influence on me. Through my life, I’ve thought that people who talked about family members as their heroes were small creatures who just couldn’t see the big picture. Why would you say your dad is your hero when you can look to history and find figures such as John Rockefeller, Julius Caesar or Genghis Khan?… read more “Harold Martin: My Hero”
Texting on Motorcycle
Funny video of some guys with a strong Indian accent who spot a motorcyclist driving while laying down and texting.
What kind of a crazy man texts while driving a motorcycle?!… read more “Texting on Motorcycle”
Ludacris Backs Obama, But Obama Not Happy
Ludacris released the following video backing Barack Obama.
Barack Obama’s people are not happy about the ghetto rapper’s dirty lyrics and released a statement criticizing Ludacris. I think its BS that Barack Obama’s people are criticizing Ludacris’s lyrics now in a blatant attempt to pander to socially conservative voters. Barack Obama has Ludacris on his iPod and they have been friends for awhile, so it’s ridiculous to suddenly come out against Ludacris because of the dirty lyrics in his song.… read more “Ludacris Backs Obama, But Obama Not Happy”
Funny Article Title- “A-Rod Goes Deep, Wang Hurt Again”
Perhaps a better title could have been chosen by the editor….