Highly entertaining on the progression of relationships from date to courting to marriage to house to children to death.
Enjoy!!!!
Is this really so bad? I’m not sure. If so many people do it, perhaps it does make people happy. For some reason, I have a sinking feeling of despair contemplating living the rest of my life this way.… read more “Relationships= Courting, Marriage, House, Children, Death”
When I awoke this morning, I had sharp pain in my throat from a sore throat and I could barely swallow. I gargled some Listerine, which seemed to kill the bugs and the pain. I still didn’t feel well, so I called in sick to work and did my link buying from home.
Tonight, I was digging through my freezer for something to eat and found an eel I had bought from the Uwajimaya market a while back and it said to boil it, package and all.… read more “Floating Fever Eel”
Funny Easter Bunny video just in time for Easter Sunday.
Last week, everyone’s favorite television market analys said Bear Stearns was absolutely fine. A couple of days later, the company was sold in a fire sale set up by the Feds for $2 a share. What happened? The little guy got screwed again while the big bankers made out like bandits.
I made a professional profile site for myself located at http://www.joel-gross.joelx.com/
What do you guys think? I am going to start working on a better one soon and would appreciate feedback. Thanks!
Gotcha. Haha.
Now can you find life on Mars?
I found some amusing newspaper classified ads mistakes below. Enjoy yourself.
I love that William Shatner can make fun of himself like this. Stellar dude.
After a stellar performance like this, my guess is that she was not on the newscast the following evening:
“The zookeeper told us you eat kids,” Wendy said.
The rhinoceros smiled and said, “Who are you going to believe, some bad old man or a magical rhinoceros that can grant your wishes?”