One of the most basic functions in SQL Server Management Studio is creating a table for your database.‚ Below, I have displayed a piece of sample code that you can copy & paste, then customize to create your own table in SQL Server Management Studio.
Create Table Sample
— Create Table is the syntax used to make your table.… read more “How to Create a Table In SQL Server Management Studio”
Today, I’m going to talk about one of my earliest childhood lessons in the advertising field: gorilla marketing.‚ Literally, gorilla marketing… you thought I misspelled guerrilla marketing didn’t you?
Ivan the Gorilla lived for 27 years in the now shut down B & I Shopping Mall in Tacoma, WA.‚ I remember visiting the mall and watching Ivan the Gorilla in his enclosure.‚ … read more “Gorilla Marketing”
At a recent dinner I had an interesting conversation with an American schoolteacher about economics and politics and eventually discovered that she was a socialist. Since I wanted everyone to enjoy the dinner, I didn’t ask her more questions to find out the depth of her socialism knowledge or if she understood the effects socialist principles have on a nation.… read more “Socialism in America- Definition of Socialism and Socialists in Schools”
Found this funny police demotivational poster and thought I would share it with you guys. The police are certainly enjoying themselves a little bit too much on the job here.
If you look at the relevant links below, you will see that I have a massive collection of demotivational posters (and more police demotivational posters!). Click through them to laugh at the funny motivational posters for hours!
I found an interesting civic knowledge test.‚ http://www.americancivicliteracy.org/resources/quiz.aspx Apparently, the average public servant scores lower than the average citizen.
I scored an 81% (27 out of 33).
I thought a few of the questions were BS, especially question 33 & 15.‚ I won’t tell you what they are though before you take the test.
How did you score?
I cooked up a huge tenderloin for our monday night dinner last night.‚ On the side I served swiss potato casserole (which rocked) and herb roasted carrots and onions.‚ Everyone in attendance loved it (Ian, Di, Ben, Plato, NIck).‚ Very good times, but now I have a ton of cleaning to do.‚ At least I have some leftover swiss cheese potato casserole!
Entertaining video of friends of my coworkers… but the music video describes their subculture in a hilarious way.
http://www.breakingviews.com/2008/11/20/Dow%20fairly%20valued.aspx?sg=nytimes
Read that article.‚ Very good information on why the stock market is now back to where it should be (though it will probably continue to irrationally swing down a bit more before coming back up and stabilizing).
“The stock market crash has been big. The US S&P 500 index is 52% off its high, the largest percentage drop since 1937.… read more “Good Article on Stock Market”
Watch the funny video of japanese people trying to play soccer with binoculars strapped to their heads.
The number one question in every good SEO’s mind today is “how can I optimize Google SearchWiki?”‚ Google SearchWiki is the new update to Google’s algorithm that allows user to edit search results according to what they like and don’t like.‚ Google users can now add notes to specific URL’s, re-order, remove and add webpages to any search query.‚ … read more “How to SEO Google SearchWiki?”