Tara sent me the following humorous New Stock Market Terms… I like the Standard & Poor definition best.
NEW STOCK MARKET TERMS
CEO Chief Embezzlement Officer.
CFO Corporate Fraud Officer.
BULL MARKET A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.
BEAR MARKET A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.… read more “Funny New Stock Market Terms”