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Leona Helmsley was a wicked woman while alive and continues to live on in infamy after her death. Leona Helmsley’s husband, Harry Helmsley, was one of the wealthiest men in America and left his fortune to his evil wife. After Harry’s death, Leona Helmsley went off the deep end and treated everyone underneath her like dirt, from the executives that ran her company to the lowest maids who cleaned her house.… read more “Leona Helmsley: The Evil Dead”

Talking on the cell phone while driving is now illegal in Washington State as of today. Anyone caught doing it will be fined $124. Talking on the cell phone while driving will be considered a secondary offense though, meaning that the police must find another reason to pull you over first if they want to ticket you.

Phiengchai Sisouvanh Synhavong is accused by police of killing a pregnant woman by stabbing her multiple times in the chest and then pulling her almost full-term baby from her womb with the knife. The woman, Phiengchai Sisouvanh Synhavong (pictured at right), is 23 years old and from Kennewick Washington. The court documents recently filed show that the victim, Araceli Camacho Gomez, a 27 year old woman from Pasco, Washington had her hands and feet tied up with yarn and then had her belly cut open by the psycho Phiengchai Sisouvanh Synhavong.… read more “Phiengchai Sisouvanh Synhavong”

The volumetrics diet is a “new” diet being put forth by a nutritionist named Barbara Rolls that says you can eat as much as you want, with the restriction that the food you eat should be low in “energy”. So is the new volumetrics diet a scam? Actually, no. The diet isn’t anything spectacular or new, it’s simply what nutritionists have been advocating for a very long time and Barbara Rolls has done an especially good job of advertising.… read more “New Volumetrics Diet: Scam?”

… a ____ in front of reporters. Watch the funny video on what John McCain called his wife below:

… read more “John McCain Called His Wife…”

The funny video below is an interesting take on art- using the censor bars to create interesting designs. Watch the funny censor bar video below:

Can you think of any other creative uses for censor bars?… read more “Art Using Censor Bars”

The bungling government has once again revealed it’s own inadequacy. A report released yesterday stated that the World Trade Center Memorial is years behind schedule and will cost billions of dollars more than originally predicted. More than a dozen different agencies all have to have their say and none of them can agree and all of them have ridiculous requests that are completely meaningless to anyone outside of the red tape bureacracy.… read more “World Trade Center Memorial”

At least this way we don’t have to worry about him trying to solve any other puzzles, like the Iraq War or our massive national debt problems.

How long do you think it will take President George Bush to solve this Rubik’s Cube?

For a long time now I’ve been saying the American economy is in some deep trouble from the massive mismanagement of our national debt, the curtailing of the free economy by ridiculous regulations that don’t protect anyone (mortgage industry with Fannie Mae & Sallie Mae), troubles in the stock market and investment banks, general economic troubles, and America’s potential bankruptcy.… read more “Is Joel Right On Economy?”

All the sleazy politicians in our country try to get out the vote (get people to go vote at polling stations) by any means possible. Fortunately for us, our sleazy politicians don’t have the same get out the vote mechanisms as Mugabe does in Zimbabwe. Mugabe is threatening the populace to go vote so he has a giant landslide victory… although it’s essentially a one candidate race.… read more “How to Get Out The Vote”