Google has announced the biggest, best breakthrough in email since the invention of the keyboard: Mail Goggles.‚ It requires email senders to answer 5 math questions in 1 minute late at night on weekends- the equivalent of a Breathalyzer for email.‚ Awesome.‚ I am going to activate this wonderful program immediately!
Too bad they didn’t invent before I sent all those other awful late night emails…