- Amber was graced by the presence of the Crew and Trent threw the most ridiculous lines heard in history like spears at poor melons.
- 4 lbs of oysters per person were eaten on the 4th of July.
- Beer was imbibed under the bridge, bicycles from a homeless man was ridden and the Sea Sound Lounge was conquered.
Ants Munching on Dead Gecko
Interesting time-lapse video of ants quickly devouring a dead gecko. If only people worked as hard as these tiny ants… we could eat many dead geckos.
Anyone else feeling hungry after watching the ants munch on that dead gecko? I wonder how tasty Gecko is? Hmm… read more “Ants Munching on Dead Gecko”
Giant Tornado in Iowa
Who was the crazy person who stuck around to take this photo?!?!? Geez.
If I saw a giant tornado like this coming at me, I would run!
Out of Place?
Hahhahahah… I think that guy on the left might not be one of the rest of the folks friends….
Bromance About To Begin
Jeremy gets into town tonight, meaning the mutual lovefest will start soon. We go back and forth telling each other how great we are until our heads are so big they explode.
Magical.
The Beer Pong Song
The Beer Pong Song is pretty entertaining, watch it below.
Vote for Nobody
Here are some of the reasons that I say you Vote for Nobody this election season. I recommend you see my King of America post on voting for more information.
Who is with me on voting for Nobody? Who is against?
Jeremy Arrives Tomorrow @ 11 PM
Scotch tasting will commence immediately, to be followed by spear fishing in the finest Seattle drinking establishments and finished with spoodling on my bed.
Don’t ask what spoodling is, you aren’t ready to understand.
4th of July is an open celebration for all my friends who wish to join Jeremy, Daniel and I. Prognosticators say that this will be the hottest day and night all summer, so don’t miss out.… read more “Jeremy Arrives Tomorrow @ 11 PM”
Rare Pic Shows Germans Had Star Wars Help in WW2
The rare picture from World War 2 below shows that the Germans had some help that we didn’t know about…
Good thing the Allies had Harry Potter, or we might all be saying “Mein Fuhrer” now.
Leona Helmsley: The Evil Dead
Leona Helmsley was a wicked woman while alive and continues to live on in infamy after her death. Leona Helmsley’s husband, Harry Helmsley, was one of the wealthiest men in America and left his fortune to his evil wife. After Harry’s death, Leona Helmsley went off the deep end and treated everyone underneath her like dirt, from the executives that ran her company to the lowest maids who cleaned her house.… read more “Leona Helmsley: The Evil Dead”