Author: Joel Gross

Joel Gross is the CEO of Coalition Technologies.

Is Joel Right On Economy?

For a long time now I’ve been saying the American economy is in some deep trouble from the massive mismanagement of our national debt, the curtailing of the free economy by ridiculous regulations that don’t protect anyone (mortgage industry with Fannie Mae & Sallie Mae), troubles in the stock market and investment banks, general economic troubles, and America’s potential bankruptcy.… read more “Is Joel Right On Economy?”

How to Get Out The Vote

All the sleazy politicians in our country try to get out the vote (get people to go vote at polling stations) by any means possible. Fortunately for us, our sleazy politicians don’t have the same get out the vote mechanisms as Mugabe does in Zimbabwe. Mugabe is threatening the populace to go vote so he has a giant landslide victory… although it’s essentially a one candidate race.… read more “How to Get Out The Vote”

WordPress Pageinated Comments

I am now using the wordpress pageinated comments plugin for my website. It basically breaks down the comments section into pages of ten, in descending order. I did it for 2 reasons, 1 because certain pages were getting overloaded with comments and 2 because I think it may help with my site’s search engine optimization.
I need my users feedback on whether or not it makes it easier to understand my big comments pages.… read more “WordPress Pageinated Comments”

Jesus Rode Dinosaurs

New scientific findings give new credence to the theory that Jesus rode Dinosaurs. We all know that the dinosaurs survived the Flood on Noah’s Ark (Noah used his miniaturization ray to shrink the T-Rex so it fit) and recent evidence from Creationist scientists conclusively shows that Jesus did ride dinosaurs. To view the evidence of Jesus riding dinosaurs, see the ancient manuscript below:

I love creationists.… read more “Jesus Rode Dinosaurs”

Tel Aviv to be “Gay Capital”

A friend pointed out an article about Tel Aviv and it’s desire to be the gay capital of the world and asked me to write a post on it – “i think you should do a post on your web asite about tel aviv becoming the gay capital. because not only is it funny but it raises the question of religions point of view on homosexuality.… read more “Tel Aviv to be “Gay Capital””

Joel Osteen Mans Up

Someone sent me this video of Joel Osteen and the message he would be preaching if he were a true Christian. Joel Osteen is usually a touchy-feely, very watered down pastor who doesn’t talk much about God or Jesus and mostly focuses on self help bullcrap. JesusClips.com did a great job putting together this video of Joel Osteen having him say such things as “the whole world is going to hell!”… read more “Joel Osteen Mans Up”

King of America: 2nd Amendment- The Right to Bear Arms

I want a nuclear weapon.

I have a right to have a nuclear weapon.

So screw you liberal bastards, I’m going to get me a nuclear weapon.

The purpose of the 2nd amendment was to give the people power over the government. Without the right to bear arms, the government can do as it pleases without listening to the people.… read more “King of America: 2nd Amendment- The Right to Bear Arms”