My sophomore year of college in the fraternity was completely insane, so I became a hermit with Faryar in our apartment for my junior year. I tried out several somewhat addictive activities, but by far the most addicting was online poker. I became pretty good and won a lot, but always ended up losing it all after 14 hour bouts of playing.… read more “Online Poker and Gambling is Highly Addictive”
Author: Joel Gross
Joel Gross is the CEO of Coalition Technologies.
Blue balls…
are the saddest occurrence in the world.
Joel Upgrades the Batcave
I went to Ikea over the weekend with Melanie and she helped me select a new table for my apartment (though I violated her advice and purchased Ikea art because it was cheap). I decided to take a break from my slave labor station (see picture below) to put together my table and clean up my apartment.… read more “Joel Upgrades the Batcave”
Funny stuff
Demotivational Posters– I love these. If I had a million dollars, I’d decorate my entire home with them.
Cop threatens dude with made up charges and is caught on camera. He is now a Youtube sensation. Power trips come back and bite you in the ass.
Awesome! SAUSAGE FEST!
My humorous friends have decided to throw a “sausage party”. Here is the invite lol.
Friends!
It’s fall. The air is crispy, the leaves are changing color, and the PCC is lining its shelves with pumpkin ale. This means:
It’s time to have a Sausage Fest!
This Friday, October 12, at 8pm, Ben, Ash and I will be serving up sausage (veggie ones too, though I find the notion blasphemous), beer, fried potatoes, sauerkraut, and anything else we can come up with.… read more “Awesome! SAUSAGE FEST!”
Ahh… lack of education must really suck.
Alice Shannon of Soldotna is very confused… this was a country founded on the SEPARATION of church and state. If she wants them combined, move to Iran. Religion runs the government there… seems to work well, right?
“Bells and Pepper in it..”
Hahaha
Look at this pic- it’s not animated.
Happiness is…
-a virus. When you have it, you pass it to those around you.
-reading an excellent book while eating popcorn slathered in cock sauce and johnny’s salad elegance.
-not easily discovered in oneself, and not found at all elsewhere.
-not to be found on the summit; instead it is found on the journey.
-not having to commute.… read more “Happiness is…”