The Forrester Wave report was recently released profiling seven major companies in the “Listening Platform” space, including Visible Technologies.‚ Two years ago, Visible Technologies was a mere afterthought to the report but now we have grown to be one of the biggest players.‚ Forrester reviewed our service in a very positive light, saying “Visible Technologies, a new entrant to the listening platform category, offers an impressive technology stack.‚ … read more “Visible Technologies Performs Well In Forrester Wave Report”
Month: January 2009
Safety Demotivational Poster
I find this to be a pretty funny demotivational poster on safety.
British Gun Ban FAIL!
The British ban on guns has actually massively increased gun crime!‚ Without guns, citizens cannot defend themselves against armed criminals (including the government itself lol).‚ Watch this video on why the British gun ban has failed.
MyLore.com
I recently purchased the domain name MyLore.com.‚ I am still debating about what exactly to put on it, but the site will be built in ASP.NET (C# & SQL Server).‚ The 2nd quarter teacher of my Advanced Web Application Development Certificate course requires that I make a website with a purpose of my choosing that incorporates major concepts that we learn in class.… read more “MyLore.com”
Safe Sex Demotivational Poster
Hilarious safe sex demotivational poster… poor guy.
Scientology is Stupidity
Here’s a fun little piece of “history” from the Scientologists:
Some 75 million years ago, an evil intergalactic warlord named Xenu kidnapped hundreds of billions of people from all over the galaxy and sent them to Earth in craft that looked just like jet-powered Douglas DC-8s.‚ All of these people were then exposed to nuclear explosions then brainwashed in a 36 day long 3D movie that made them believe they were God, Jesus and Satan all at the same time.‚ … read more “Scientology is Stupidity”
More MacFarlane Comedy Videos
Funny mountain climber video with the priest having the best line at the end.
Religion Demotivational Picture
Funny religious demotivational poster.
“If”
In the year 346 BC after conquering most of Greece, Philip II of Macedon sent a threatening message ot the Spartans: “You are advised to submit without further delay, for if I bring my army into your land, I will destroy your farms, slay your people, and raze your city.”
The Spartans replied, “If.”
Philip did not invade.
Whoopi Goldberg Rips Ann Coulter on the View
Turns out the View is becoming more of an entertaining television show. Perhaps if I watched television, I would watch it. Ann Coulter blames single mothers for society’s problems. Ann Coulter is pretty much one of the dumbest people I’ve ever seen. Ann Coulter looks a lot like Skeletor if you ask me. Someone should hit her in the face with a brick and knock some sense into her.… read more “Whoopi Goldberg Rips Ann Coulter on the View”