Jack Handy is a not-so-famous comedian who’s surrealistic one liner jokes entitled “Deep Thoughts” were made much more famous than he ever was by the television show Saturday Night Live. Born in Texas in 1949, Jack Handy had his first book published by National Lampoon in 1984. Jack Handy is still alive and lives with his wife in New Mexico… meaning that when passes on, I will be forced to hold a Jack Handy Memorial Party.… read more “Best of Deep Thoughts By Jack Handy”
People Being Screwed Globally
I woke up in this morning thinking about how much I am getting screwed by various nefarious governments and the stupidity of other people and decided I should write a series of posts on them. Some of the coming posts are listed below:
-OPEC is the MAFIA- The oil cartel OPEC has artificially been pushing up oil prices and now ridiculously high prices are hurting everyone from truckers in Spain to SUV sales in the US (not necessarily a bad thing).… read more “People Being Screwed Globally”
Scary Hitchhiker
Would you want to pick this guy up and give him a ride around Seattle?
Funny Geek Classifications
While surfing the web I ran across these humorous geek classifications. Everyone has a geek classification when you get to know them. I’m probably closest to the fitness geek. What funny geek type would you consider yourself?
Which geek or nerd types are you?
How To Determine Which Keywords To Optimize on Existing Page
Lately, I started asking myself, what is the formula for the way I choose keywords to optimize for on an existing page? To help people understand this concept better, I have written out an example. The actual equations are bolded, but this analysis should be read normally or you will miss important pieces of information.
I retrieve all of the search engine keyword ranking data, for example I rank in the 7th position for keyword Bake and in the 3rd position for keyword Able.… read more “How To Determine Which Keywords To Optimize on Existing Page”
Direct Loan Servicing Center Garbage
One more sign of government inefficiency: The Direct Loan Servicing Center through dl.ed.gov sends me an automatic email on a monthly basis to remind me to pay my loan bill. For the last THREE months the email has contained the WRONG links. I have tried to email them back several times, but there is no easy contact method.… read more “Direct Loan Servicing Center Garbage”
Grand Theft Auto in Real Life
Some kid played way to much Grand Theft Auto video games as a kid and decided to go out and make it happen in real life. Perhaps we should regulate video games? Or perhaps people should stop taking old pictures and accusing a video game of causing them.
S
Computers About to Conquer the World
I have been eyeing computer and robot technologies lately and I think SkyNet and our friend the Terminator are going to pay us earthly folks a visit sometime soon:
Here is an article on the military coming out with a computer that is twice as fast as the previous fastest computer ever… this baby can process more than one quadrillion calculations per second.… read more “Computers About to Conquer the World”
Creepiest Old World Painting
Take a look at the oil painting below. Seems pretty standard, eh? Now look at the close-up below. WTF?!?!?!
Too Many Expenses
I have spent far too much money in the last month on going out to restaurants, bars and clubs. I also spent money on various other ridiculous crap. Here is my analysis of the $1200 of stuff I have spent my money on lately. I need to be a lot wiser with the spending…. this doesn’t even include my grocery shopping at Costco which runs me a freaking grand a month.… read more “Too Many Expenses”