Halloween Costume Found

Fletch and I went to Value Village last night shopping for our halloween outfits. Fletcher is going as a 70’s porn star and has grown out a very sketchy mustache for it. I also picked out a stellar outfit, which I shall reveal in pictorial form after I wear it. Look forward to it.

After gathering our gear, we went to Gorditos for a couple of massive burritos.… read more “Halloween Costume Found”

Joel’s Apartment

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The current abode of the future King of America. The view is from Google’s Satellite images and shows my apartment and the homeless park nearby. You can see Washington, Main and 6th all in this picture. The graveyard is where I store my bodies after I hack them up in my bathtub. Don’t ask.

I SEE JEEEEBUS!!!

For genuine proof that God exists, follow the instructions:

1. Relax and concentrate on the 4 small dots in the middle of the picture for 30-40 seconds.
2. Then, take a look at a wall near you (smooth, white surface)
3. You will see a circle of light developing.
4. Start blinking your eyes a couple of times and you will see a figure emerge…

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Facebook Stake Purchased By Microsoft

Microsoft got ripped off, investing $240 million dollars in Facebook and only getting a 1.6% stake in return. The deal values Facebook at $15 billion. Mark Zuckerberg, the 23 year old owner of a 20% stake, is now worth about three billion dollars. Hot damn, I need to get my own business going at a much faster rate.… read more “Facebook Stake Purchased By Microsoft”

Halloween Costume

I am in need of a halloween costume. I have been trying to think of some good ideas for halloween costumes, but I can’t decide on anything. Last year, I went as Heath Ledger from Brokeback Mountain in partnership with Fletch who went as Jake Gyllenhaal. This year Fletcher is going as a 70’s porn star, so I either have to find a new costume partner or go it solo.… read more “Halloween Costume”

Scientists Working on Confirming that Joel Is Always Right

For a long time now, I have thought that I solved many of my problems during sleep and during college I firmly held the theory that extra sleep the night before a test was more valuable to me getting a good score than was extra study time. Now proof is coming out that my theory wasn’t based just on laziness, but on facts.… read more “Scientists Working on Confirming that Joel Is Always Right”