The Bush Administration is debating labelling Iran’s Revolutionary Guard Corps a terrorist organization. The war on terror is ridiculous bullshit.. you can’t have war on a tactic. I think our government is finally starting to admit that this war is more about religion than anything else. I thought terrorists were people who use violence and fear to create mayhem and achieve their objectives while disguised as civilians.… read more “Holy Shinolie”
Joel’s loses his writing virginity
I decided to write a story… this is my first draft of my first one, so please be kind. I would appreciate you guys’ thoughts on it. The story is a moment in the life of a character named John. My working title is “John and Pete”. Creative, I know. Anyways here it is:
“Finally done”, I grunted to myself as I slowly walked out to my worn Datsun pickup in the parking lot.… read more “Joel’s loses his writing virginity”
Gatorade Bottle Ideas
I feel like a wild Indian, finding many uses for standard products that surround me. Except instead of using buffalo eyeballs as tampons, I find new uses for Gatorade bottles. For the last few years I have used Gatorade not only for it’s wonderfully tasty sports-enhancement product, but also for the bottles this nectar of the gods comes in.… read more “Gatorade Bottle Ideas”
Damn it, I’m a Klingon!
What Star Trek Race Are You?
You’re a Klingon! Strong and self-confident, you are a warrior through and through.
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My Ideal Woman
No, she’s not a lean supermodel.
She is a 6’5”, 200 pound WNBA star who has a brilliant mind.
“Gross!”, you say?
That’s my last name, thank you very much.
Why would I want such a woman?
To help me breed my army, that’s why. I want to marry her young and have her start popping out babies every 9 months (sorry, no breaks).… read more “My Ideal Woman”
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Jeremiah Mini-Profile
I went to high school at Cascade Christian High School with Jeremiah. He played basketball there and went on to attend college at Whitworth University. While in physical science class in our freshman year of high school, Ryan Fancher offered him a dollar to stick a piece of wire attached to a christmas light into an electrical socket.… read more “Jeremiah Mini-Profile”
Chris Bowker on a milk carton
Christopher Bowker was one of my friends in high school and he played on the same high school football team as me. Chris and I played tons of mmorpgs (if you don’t know, don’t embarass me by asking) during the summer after our senior year before I left for college. Suddenly, at the end of the summer, Mr.… read more “Chris Bowker on a milk carton”
Nick Fitzer
Nick Fitzer is a rockin’ good guy. Nick currently works in Commercial loans for BMC Capital and has an incredible office with a view on the 42nd floor of the 1 Union Square building.
Andy Meade Mini-Profile
Ahh… what to say about this strangest man.
Andy Meade is an excellent chess player, which is to say he beats me once in a while when he’s having a brain day. Andy Meade also enjoyed sailing until the evil goblins at the WAC took away his license for sailing a boat on the 4th of July after they gave him permission to do so.… read more “Andy Meade Mini-Profile”