Funny New Stock Market Terms

Tara sent me the following humorous New Stock Market Terms… I like the Standard & Poor definition best.

NEW STOCK MARKET TERMS

CEO Chief Embezzlement Officer.

CFO Corporate Fraud Officer.

BULL MARKET A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.

BEAR MARKET A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.… read more “Funny New Stock Market Terms”

Nick’s Elk

Nick recently went hunting and bagged a monster elk on Wednesday October 8, 2008.‚  Below is the email he sent out and the pictures of his elk.‚  Mmmm… elk burgers… tasty.

7:05 in the morning with the sun rising across the treeline I‚ walked‚ into a clear cut above the ranch.‚ Standing at the far end of the clear cut‚ we spied 6 elk mainly cows and calves.

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