I recently purchased the domain name MyLore.com.‚ I am still debating about what exactly to put on it, but the site will be built in ASP.NET (C# & SQL Server).‚ The 2nd quarter teacher of my Advanced Web Application Development Certificate course requires that I make a website with a purpose of my choosing that incorporates major concepts that we learn in class.… read more “MyLore.com”
Safe Sex Demotivational Poster
Hilarious safe sex demotivational poster… poor guy.
Scientology is Stupidity
Here’s a fun little piece of “history” from the Scientologists:
Some 75 million years ago, an evil intergalactic warlord named Xenu kidnapped hundreds of billions of people from all over the galaxy and sent them to Earth in craft that looked just like jet-powered Douglas DC-8s.‚ All of these people were then exposed to nuclear explosions then brainwashed in a 36 day long 3D movie that made them believe they were God, Jesus and Satan all at the same time.‚ … read more “Scientology is Stupidity”
More MacFarlane Comedy Videos
Funny mountain climber video with the priest having the best line at the end.
Religion Demotivational Picture
Funny religious demotivational poster.
“If”
In the year 346 BC after conquering most of Greece, Philip II of Macedon sent a threatening message ot the Spartans: “You are advised to submit without further delay, for if I bring my army into your land, I will destroy your farms, slay your people, and raze your city.”
The Spartans replied, “If.”
Philip did not invade.
Whoopi Goldberg Rips Ann Coulter on the View
Turns out the View is becoming more of an entertaining television show. Perhaps if I watched television, I would watch it. Ann Coulter blames single mothers for society’s problems. Ann Coulter is pretty much one of the dumbest people I’ve ever seen. Ann Coulter looks a lot like Skeletor if you ask me. Someone should hit her in the face with a brick and knock some sense into her.… read more “Whoopi Goldberg Rips Ann Coulter on the View”
Funny Quotes Old Relationships
Gmail is a treasure trove of funny old quotes from long dead relationships. I was bored tonight waiting for Kenny to call me to meet him for a beer, so I dug back into a pile of silly, immature and hilarious emails.
Funny quotes from ex’s:
- “Another email. Great.”
- “I didn’t say I was “pissed,” but you certainly did annoy me.”
Plastic Surgery Demotivational Poster
Please don’t ever get plastic surgery or you could end up like the woman in the demotivational poster below or worse yet… Michael Jackson.
How to Stop an Insurgency
Spartacus, a former Roman slave, started a massive rebellion against the Romans and defeated two major armies with his ragtag collection of slaves.‚ The slave army even escaped Italy… only to turn back in a misguided effort to perhaps conquer the city of Rome itself.‚ Finally, the slaves were defeated by a Roman army and the Romans made a horrifying example of the 6,600 prisoners they took by crucifying them all on Appian Way.‚ … read more “How to Stop an Insurgency”