Demotivational Posters– I love these. If I had a million dollars, I’d decorate my entire home with them.
Cop threatens dude with made up charges and is caught on camera. He is now a Youtube sensation. Power trips come back and bite you in the ass.
Awesome! SAUSAGE FEST!
My humorous friends have decided to throw a “sausage party”. Here is the invite lol.
Friends!
It’s fall. The air is crispy, the leaves are changing color, and the PCC is lining its shelves with pumpkin ale. This means:
It’s time to have a Sausage Fest!
This Friday, October 12, at 8pm, Ben, Ash and I will be serving up sausage (veggie ones too, though I find the notion blasphemous), beer, fried potatoes, sauerkraut, and anything else we can come up with.… read more “Awesome! SAUSAGE FEST!”
Ahh… lack of education must really suck.
Alice Shannon of Soldotna is very confused… this was a country founded on the SEPARATION of church and state. If she wants them combined, move to Iran. Religion runs the government there… seems to work well, right?
“Bells and Pepper in it..”
Hahaha
Look at this pic- it’s not animated.
Happiness is…
-a virus. When you have it, you pass it to those around you.
-reading an excellent book while eating popcorn slathered in cock sauce and johnny’s salad elegance.
-not easily discovered in oneself, and not found at all elsewhere.
-not to be found on the summit; instead it is found on the journey.
-not having to commute.… read more “Happiness is…”
Friend in Iran: Secret Code
If you say the first part, you mean the second… so if you say “I walked the dog” it means “I masturbated furiously”.
“The trees are watching me” means “The Iranian secret police followed me home”
“I found a cherry tree” means “I had sex with a hairy Persian virgin”
“A stick poked me” means “I am now involved in the underground gay scene”
“Allah save us all” means “The government is torturing me for my crimes”
“A bounty of joy has come from my conversion to Islam” means “I am laundering cash”
“A bone fell from the sky” means “I went to a wedding and took home three Persian virgins and made sweet love to them for a solid week.… read more “Friend in Iran: Secret Code”
Busy Bee
Sorry I haven’t posted for a while… I am buried in work.
I am trying to prepare a business proposal and mockup website for the TVI before my company’s October 18th board meeting and I have a ton of stuff to do. I also recently had a friend contact me to build a website for him, so I am trying to juggle a lot of responsibilities.
What a turd
Danny Bonaduce (crazy radio host who had a television show about his addiction to steroids) threw a former “Survivor” reality show winner over his back and smashed his face open at a reality show. The guy had a bunch of teeth broken out. Watch the video.