Author: Joel Gross

Joel Gross is the CEO of Coalition Technologies.

“If”

In the year 346 BC after conquering most of Greece, Philip II of Macedon sent a threatening message ot the Spartans: “You are advised to submit without further delay, for if I bring my army into your land, I will destroy your farms, slay your people, and raze your city.”

The Spartans replied, “If.”

Philip did not invade.

Whoopi Goldberg Rips Ann Coulter on the View

Turns out the View is becoming more of an entertaining television show. Perhaps if I watched television, I would watch it. Ann Coulter blames single mothers for society’s problems. Ann Coulter is pretty much one of the dumbest people I’ve ever seen. Ann Coulter looks a lot like Skeletor if you ask me. Someone should hit her in the face with a brick and knock some sense into her.… read more “Whoopi Goldberg Rips Ann Coulter on the View”

Funny Quotes Old Relationships

Gmail is a treasure trove of funny old quotes from long dead relationships. I was bored tonight waiting for Kenny to call me to meet him for a beer, so I dug back into a pile of silly, immature and hilarious emails.

Funny quotes from ex’s:

  • “Another email.  Great.”
  • “I didn’t say I was “pissed,” but you certainly did annoy me.”
… read more “Funny Quotes Old Relationships”

How to Stop an Insurgency

Spartacus, a former Roman slave, started a massive rebellion against the Romans and defeated two major armies with his ragtag collection of slaves.‚  The slave army even escaped Italy… only to turn back in a misguided effort to perhaps conquer the city of Rome itself.‚  Finally, the slaves were defeated by a Roman army and the Romans made a horrifying example of the 6,600 prisoners they took by crucifying them all on Appian Way.‚ … read more “How to Stop an Insurgency”