Jesus Rode Dinosaurs

New scientific findings give new credence to the theory that Jesus rode Dinosaurs. We all know that the dinosaurs survived the Flood on Noah’s Ark (Noah used his miniaturization ray to shrink the T-Rex so it fit) and recent evidence from Creationist scientists conclusively shows that Jesus did ride dinosaurs. To view the evidence of Jesus riding dinosaurs, see the ancient manuscript below:

I love creationists.… read more “Jesus Rode Dinosaurs”

Tel Aviv to be “Gay Capital”

A friend pointed out an article about Tel Aviv and it’s desire to be the gay capital of the world and asked me to write a post on it – “i think you should do a post on your web asite about tel aviv becoming the gay capital. because not only is it funny but it raises the question of religions point of view on homosexuality.… read more “Tel Aviv to be “Gay Capital””

Joel Osteen Mans Up

Someone sent me this video of Joel Osteen and the message he would be preaching if he were a true Christian. Joel Osteen is usually a touchy-feely, very watered down pastor who doesn’t talk much about God or Jesus and mostly focuses on self help bullcrap. JesusClips.com did a great job putting together this video of Joel Osteen having him say such things as “the whole world is going to hell!”… read more “Joel Osteen Mans Up”

King of America: 2nd Amendment- The Right to Bear Arms

I want a nuclear weapon.

I have a right to have a nuclear weapon.

So screw you liberal bastards, I’m going to get me a nuclear weapon.

The purpose of the 2nd amendment was to give the people power over the government. Without the right to bear arms, the government can do as it pleases without listening to the people.… read more “King of America: 2nd Amendment- The Right to Bear Arms”

Funny Take on Marriage

My good friend forwarded the following funny email on marriage to me….

The maths on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship (which would NOT have happened!) it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.… read more “Funny Take on Marriage”

Eyealike- So You Can Marry Mom!

Just spotted an interesting new startup on TechCrunch- Eyealike. Eyealike is a company that provides video & image recognition software to dating networks. Evidently a deal with one of the majors (Match.com?) is in the works and we’ll see it soon.. But I’m wondering if anyone stopped to THINK before running full speed ahead with this eyedea (ok, ok super-cheesy, I know).… read more “Eyealike- So You Can Marry Mom!”