If two poor friends go to a bar, both of them should buy booze equally.
If two rich friends go to a bar, both should buy beer in equal parts.
What happens when a poor friend and a rich friend go to a bar?
If two poor friends go to a bar, both of them should buy booze equally.
If two rich friends go to a bar, both should buy beer in equal parts.
What happens when a poor friend and a rich friend go to a bar?
My hair is gone.‚ All of it.
I found a nice electric hair clipper in my new house and decided I should have a new haircut for summer.‚ I was planning on going short, but I didn’t realize it would cut it THIS short lol.
Frightening video of me taken accidentally (I was trying to take pictures and didn’t realize my camera was in video mode):
I thought about stopping with this haircut, but thought my employer may be unhappy with such a decision:
Here’s another:
Crazy photo of me:
The word “work” has so many different meanings to different people that it is useless without context. For me, work has metamorphosised from a damnation into an exultation. For the young Joel, work implied soul-crushing misery mostly because people forced me to do tasks that had no meaning to me: filling out forms at school, weeding gardens that would be full of weeds again two weeks later, and other silly tasks.… read more “Work”
Watch the entertaining video of crazy meatheads and drunks at the Preakness below:
Tonight I saw Wolverine: It’s a completely garbage movie.‚ The last couple of weeks my sex drive has been MIA.‚ Not sure what happened to it.‚ Maybe diet, lifestyle, time of year, or something completely different.‚ Driving home on I-90 my speed kept varying wildly between way too fast and normal speed.‚ On one of my normal speed sections I was passed by an SUV going much faster than me followed by a cop.‚ … read more “Wolverine, Sex Drive, Bigfoot”
Evidently the Preakness race used to allow people to bring their own alcohol to the event. In the below video, you can see people chucking full beer cans around. Looks scary.
Most religions have two central commands to their followers that also coincide with the central goals of biological life:
Religion causes people to do evil things to one another and limits the progress of humanity in many ways, but it has survived in part by espousing the central commands above.… read more “Does Religion Support Evolutions Goals?”
Entertaining quotes from a supervisor:
“Statistically, you can always come up with an average.”
“Life isn’t fair Rebecca, mkay?”
“Quit banging Google”
I have watched a couple seasons of Weeds now during my weekly laundry time. At first, Weeds was a funny and cute show mocking suburban life in a new way.
Now I hate the characters and find the humor stale.
Each episode though is pretty much the same crap with small differences. The show is essentially a cheesy soap opera masquerading as something better.… read more “Weeds: Fun at First, Then Awful”
Funny female version of the jizz in my pants video… “Puke in my Mouth!”
… read more “Puked In My Mouth- Jizz In My Pants Response Video”