During my lunch today at work I went and visited my grandmother at Swedish Hospital, which is about half a mile away from my company. She just had a little bit of cancerous tissue taken out of her throat. Bestemor had gotten in that morning and had the procedure done and is doing very well. Her doctor wants to keep her overnight though for monitoring because last time she had this surgery she almost died from bleeding when she went home.… read more “Grandma Visit”
Protected: Useless
Pat Robertson Just Endorsed Rudy Giuliani
Don’t vote for Rudy Giuliani, the most frightening man on earth has endorsed him.
Virtual Alarm Clock
I found a new service that enables you to go to a simple website and set up a phone call for yourself. You can use it to wake yourself up, get yourself away from a boring person or look popular lol.
Flag Team Lost in Semi-Finals
My flag football team lost in the semi-finals of the playoffs tonight. I had fun, but our quarterbacks sucked.
Great Game
I watched the San Diego Chargers vs. Minnesota Vikings game tonight and it was pretty entertaining… two big NFL records were set unexpectedly. Adrian Peterson had the biggest rushing game ever with 296 yards and a Charger had the longest play in NFL history (returned a missed field goal from the back of the end zone for a TD at the end of the 1st half).
What to do this evenin’?
I could…
-go to happy hour with coworkers.
-plock out my eyeballs with a spoon.
-tie fletch up with duct tape, get him drunk and then sell him to a homeless woman for a 16 oz. Natty Ice.
-work, work, work.
-finish reading Atlas Shrugged.
-smoke the Crackalicious and fly around Seattle like Peter Pan.
-eat a cougar.… read more “What to do this evenin’?”
80’s Halloween Outfit
I was hanging out with Jesse and Jason last night while they were getting ready to move and I ended up getting a whole bunch of clothes from them that fit me… which is rare.
Out of that, I pieced myself together an 80’s outfit to wear to work today. I thought about wearing my priest outfit, but I thought that people might get offended by it so wussed out.… read more “80’s Halloween Outfit”
5 Fireballs In My Mouth…
HOT! HOT! HOT!
King Of America: Policy on Sports & Crime
When I take over my duties as King of America, I will be instituting a series of policies meant to resolve the major issues facing our nation today. Today, I am going to discuss my beautiful solution that kills two big problems with one stone: Crime and lack of entertainment.
America right now has over 2.2 million people currently in prison.… read more “King Of America: Policy on Sports & Crime”