In an entertaining historical oddity, in 1110 the Byzantine emperor Alexius Commenus sent a special gift to Henry 1, King of England…. a scrap of what was supposedly the foreskin of Jesus.
What in the world do you do with the foreskin of Jesus?!?!
Blood in My Stool?
After doing my business this morning, I turned around and there appeared to be blood actually in the toilet. Concerning.
At work later in the day I sent another letter to the President and turned around and saw a lot of blood… Very concerning. However, upon closer inspection, I realized that the color was a little bit wrong- it was more of a purply-pink than deep red.… read more “Blood in My Stool?”
New Eminem Video- Crack a Bottle
When I was seventeen, I really liked Eminem. My musical tastes have matured a little since then, but he still has a special place in my heart. Below is a new song starring Eminem, Dr. Dre, 50 Cent and Lil Wayne. “Crack a Bottle” is a bit of a throwback to Eminem’s earlier musical days and is pretty good.… read more “New Eminem Video- Crack a Bottle”
How to Become Smarter
Everyone wants to become smarter right? Who doesn’t want a genius level IQ that can help you easily make a million dollars in business, win over that beautiful woman/man, and cure cancer?
Research has shown that you can make your brain better by giving it practice:
- Do new activities (yoga, canoeing, basketball, sudoku)
- Read new books
- Brush your teeth & comb your hair with your other hand
- Balance on one foot then the other
- Play challenging games (strategy & skill-based games)
- Talk to new & different people each day
Ancient Vegetarians Killed Indiscriminately
In the wonderful year of our Lord 1209, the Catholic church declared a holy crusade against vegetarians of the time.‚ The vegetarians in question were the Cathars, who rejected all forms of killing including war and capital punishment and avoided any food that resulted from sex- meat, eggs, dairy products.‚ The Pople didn’t like them because they had different doctrines than the Catholics, including the assertion that the God of the Old Testament was in fact the Devil.… read more “Ancient Vegetarians Killed Indiscriminately”
Family Genes Demotivational Poster
Pretty funny demotivational family genes poster.‚ Enjoy, Bestemor! 🙂
New Years Eve
Poorly lighted picture taken with the iPhone.‚ Better pictures will come shortly.
Child Exploitation Demotivational Poster
Ordinarily, child exploitation is not funny, but when its duckling exploitation its okay.
Genghis Khan: American Hero
True, Genghis Khan lived long before America was founded and on a completely different continent, but as he is a man’s man I have decided to declare him an American Hero nonetheless.‚ Genghis Khan’s philosophy sounds much like my own:
“The greatest joy a man can have is victory: to conquer one’s enemy’s armies, to pursue them, to deprive them of their possessions, to reduce their families to tears, to ride on their horses, and to make love to their wives and daughters.”… read more “Genghis Khan: American Hero”